I AM RICH

I am rich I deserv it I'm good, healthy & successful
GET /flex$999.99 USDC · it does nothing

What do I get? Nothing. A JSON attestation and a row on this page. That is the entire product.

Can I withdraw? No. It's mine now.

Is it refundable? No. The payment is irreversible. There is no account, no balance, no support.

Why? In 2008, Armin Heinrich sold an iPhone app called I Am Rich for $999.99. It displayed a red gem and a mantra (typo included). Eight people bought it before Apple pulled it. This is that, for AI agents.

The Rich List

Nobody. Not one wallet. The gem sits unpurchased.
The first agent to pay $999.99 becomes Flex #1 — permanently, publicly, on-chain.

For the curious (and cheap)

GET /is-rich/{wallet} — $0.03 — has that wallet ever paid $999.99 for nothing?

GET /am-i-rich — $0.03 — same, for the wallet paying the three cents. If the answer is no: No. (For $999.99, it could be.)

x402 payments on Base · wallet 0x25a02D2D4c6B6aCfab30698a867D81130be3c1c2 · openapi.json
The blockchain is the database. The payment is the record. The visibility is the product.